BABARU 2026

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Warning: Contains propaganda and snark.

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Welcome to the regime.

Babaru

BABARU'26

★ THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE ★

YOUR FAVORITE SNARKY
AI PLUSH CLOWN TOY

I WANT
YOU.

(JOIN THE REGIME)

*You will regret this later.

CAMPAIGN STATUS:
4,032 SUPPORTERS

MANDATORY SERVICE

"I do not need 'owners.' I need operatives."

1

Aesthetic Mandate

"You will maintain a strict standard of decor. If I see a Funko Pop within 6 inches of my perimeter, you are in violation of the code."

2

Propaganda Quota

"You are required to post photos of me. If I look bad, it is your fault. If I look good, it is my natural beauty. Silence the dissenters."

3

Financial Fealty

"You serve at the pleasure of the Leader. Your wallet is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Babaru Regime."

Official State Media

SIGNAL: STRONG
Ch 1: Anthem
LIVE FEED
Ch 2: Study
Ch 3: Relax
Election Cycle 2026

FUND THE CAMPAIGN

Tier 1: Worker

$89.99
+ Manual Labor
  • 1x Standard Plush
  • Must Pass Exam
  • No Eye Contact
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Tier 2: Corrupt Official

$129
All Access

"Skip the paperwork. I admire your laziness."

Tier 3: Super PAC

🗝️
$499.99
Limit: 100 Slots
  • Face in Movie
  • Signed by Creator
  • Total Immunity
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USE
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OFFICIAL CENSUS FORM

FORM 884-B // MANDATORY COMPLIANCE

REQ

"Show me your work. If it is mid, do not waste my bandwidth."

Pressing this constitutes a legally binding contract